This really was a schoolhouse back in the day, probably before you were born (if not, you’re old). It was turned into a place of eating and drinking in the late 80’s before which time it housed various folks. The current owners, Terry & Stacy Maloney, purchased the schoolhouse in 1994 and along with Partner/Bother Ickes turned it into the kick-ass establishment that you see today. If you want something, go to the bar and ask for it, as our experiences have found most servers are relatively incompetent anyway. We’ll certainly get the food to you after you have ordered from the bar and clean up the mess when you have gone. We’re the world’s first self/full-service bar & restaurant (and proud of it!) ~ Be wary of jokes and “smart-asses”, they seem to be everywhere. Just sit back and have a good time even if you don’t deserve it. And please don’t ask us if we have a restroom, it’s a stupid question, even up here in the middle of nowhere it’s a law that a restaurant has a bathroom.